hELP ME I’VE FALLEN OVER AND CAN’T GET UP

circusbones:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”

umajanelaaberta:

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

I will always reblog this

thenerdvote:

The Office Farewells - The Office cast

30down30more:

lost-in-ana:

calzonastories:

rachelkiley:

What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.

This is amazing.

I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.

I tried not to reblog but had too

God dammit I will reblog every time and watch every time

young-minds-already-broken:

This film, completes me.

Michael Eastman - Cuba (2002)